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		<title>Identity Crisis</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you one of those irritating people who knew, from a very young age, what you wanted to do with your life? If you are, and you achieved that career goal, well, bully for you, congratulations and get off my website. But if you didn’t know who you wanted to be, or you knew and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Good Groupons Go Bad</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 01:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me:  “Oh my God, look – 60% off a coffee enema!” Virtually Everyone Within Earshot:  “You really need to see someone about this.” I am, as almost anyone will attest (if properly threatened) a man of extraordinary taste. Regrettably, I am a man of ordinary means.  And short of a career in shoplifting &#8211; which, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is This a Problem?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 02:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, it has come to my attention that I have, over the course of my fairly long and completely stupid life, constantly envisioned myself to be grander, wiser, more successful, and less of a boob than I actually am. And I’m starting to think I should be concerned about it. Those of you who’ve read [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Gates of Hell</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a general rule, I do not endorse the act of falling off things as a method of personal growth. But I have to admit &#8211; sometimes, it does kinda work. You see, I’ve always taken my body a bit for granted. I’m a busy guy, forever running to and fro as if in some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The RMS Chuck E. Cheese</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 00:43:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love kids. I love my nephew, my partner’s niece, our friends’ kids, unsuspecting four-year-olds that I try to lure into my van with candy, all of them. They bring me joy, they light up my heart, they give me hope for a better world, because as pre-crack Whitney Houston once said, the children are [...]]]></description>
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